Raniiiiiii! Mooje shadi karego?





I�m in an overnight trip, to another town. I have my music with me, but the tv is loud and just before my nose, so I�m somehow forced to follow the story.

As usual, there�s a girl and a guy, my Iranian readers know who is Fardin; a male actor in Shah time cinema, (before revolution) who was like fighting all the time with bad guys, with a super masculine look and voice and all that famous attitude.. th Indian actor even a little looks like him. Anyway, so many childish things happens and at last �Indian fardin� lose his patience and in the middle of a cricket match kickes all securities asses and get the microphone, explaining to �rani� �who�s there watching the match with her family and this is good because she can have her father�s permission for marrying him right there without wasting time- that I didn�t do this and that wasn�t my fault and this wasn�t that way now mooje shadi karego? (will you marry me?)

But something happened at this time and tv was off. After some minutes a passenger knocked the driver cabin and asked why they�re not showing the rest of movie, like anything else could happen except that they eventually get married and increase India�s population.

Seriously you Indians must make some �divorce� movies, or stories in which people decide to adapt Nepali or Chinese girls, have you ever thought about it? Ok, that was just a suggestion.. but seriously, what about movies in which no body spits? Oh.. even right now no body does that in the movies but people do it all the time in the streets� Aha! What about a movie in which no body pees in the streets?... no?..ok�but may be you could�what? Shut up? Who, me?

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Iranian Dodging Iranian

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I�m so jealous at these guys. They have 10 days every night before exams.

picture: salman khan